chronic hypernasal dysplasia

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
by SleepyDoc9000 July 02, 2017
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Chronic-Kush Combine

A word made up by Clayton Coleman from beyond the grave. It's to describe a class of cannabis that is stronger is normal chronic and weaker than kush or is as strong as kush usual fails in areas where stoners who had strong weed in the past would call it weaker but would pay 45-50 an 1/8 in the street . Can't place the strength well due to the unique side effects but you still get a THC high worth more than regular chron chron, it's the sativa side fucking it up. Bottom line it's another word for hybrid. The long walk to get to hybrid ha.
I think this weed can be sold at 20 a gram but to not get my ass kicked I'll sell it for 15 a gram. Yet strangely it's hit so hard that it should be 20 a gram again. The chronic-kush combine.
by veganladyboymilk January 23, 2021
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chronic tabbing syndrome

Someone who tabs uncontrollably
"Dude? Why do you have 25 tabs open?"

"I have chronic tabbing syndrome."
by bleekicker May 01, 2014
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chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 03, 2010
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Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.
by wolfeezy April 19, 2009
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poor man's chronic

Chronic done with adderall, not cocaine. Smoking marijuana with adderall crushed into it. Can be smoked using a piece or bong but usually in a blunt. Adderall is known for its similar effects to cocaine and is used instead of it for this reason. It is becoming increasingly popular in New England college campuses.
I don't have the money for coke, let's just use some adderall for poor man's chronic.
by Berwick September 14, 2006
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A girl every guy goes to right after the end of his relationship. She is led on to think she has a chance of dating said guy. She is usually sweet and will fall for it every time. The guys usually never talk to her after they've been satisfied with their rebound time. Rarely ever has a boyfriend.
Ex.

Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.

Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.
by tinkerpink July 25, 2011
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