Dangerously Thin Celebrities

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.

person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.

by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected

UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.

by thebananaman May 12, 2023

celebratarian

a person who generally abstains from a particular activity (e.g. smoking, eating meat) for personal reasons but will make exceptions for special events like birthdays and weddings

Ever since I converted from vegetarian to celebratarian, I no longer feel guilty for having a piece of steak once in a while.

by martinvannostrand August 22, 2021

Celebritism

A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.

Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.

John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!

Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.

by nearly civilized February 21, 2011

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009

strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

celebretard

A celebrity that appears retarded.

Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.

Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.

Paris Hilton looked like the celebretard she is.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.

by Ziggystardust73 July 16, 2008