Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

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charitable celebrity

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.

charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie

by Mimono December 2, 2010

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Catholic celebrity culture vulture

One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.

When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.

by LizzY23 April 23, 2023

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Celebrity

The helped you though didn’t they?

Hym “Blind to your own hypocrisy much? Did they not help you? To spite me? Is that not exactly what happened? A celebrity helped you get to where you are today INSTEAD of robbing you. And 25% of the people you named are fucking frauds.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

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