Caged Wisdom 

1. Faux-philosophical musings.
2. A celebrity's shameless attempt to reap positive publicity following a brush with the law

After Martha Stewart's release from prison, she started selling her caged wisdom in the form of a new television program

Caged Wisdom by Paps May 24, 2007

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

Crumble Cake by Fego May 26, 2008

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

patty cake creampie by P---H January 14, 2009

plastic icing on the cake 

when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."

You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.

plastic icing on the cake by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

Jewish Wedding Cake by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

cake walk

The combination of two popular phrases, 1) "Piece of cake" and 2) "Walk in the park." All of which typically mean that a task is simple or easy to complete.

Cake Walk can be used to add additional emphasis onto how easy the task performed is or was.

1. Of course I finished that homework, it was a cake walk.

2. That challenge was a cake walk, man. I hardly broke a sweat.

cake walk by nuttinbutagame April 1, 2015

cake by the ocean 

When old Disney Channel stars sing about having sex on the beach.

Yo babe, let's eat cake by the ocean. No one will see us.

cake by the ocean by Yo mommas fat ass January 10, 2016