sew buttons

An expression used to fill a pregnant pause when someone simply says "so" either as a way to start a conversation (but is not sure what to say) or as a reply to something they are not impressed with.

Also can be referred to as "Sew buttons on your underwear."

Example #1

Girl #1: So...?
Girl #2: Sew buttons.

Example #2

Girl: I just had a 5 minute conversation with Stephen Fry at the mall!
Boy: So?
Girl: Sew buttons.

by goellegee January 3, 2014

happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

BELLY BUTTON LINT

An accretion of miscellaneous fabric that gathers in the recess of a navel. Can be speroidal in shape cemented by sweat and other bodily secretions making retreival only possible with a long fingernail or tweezers.

Oooh yuk! He has enough belly button lint in that freakin' navel of his to knit a sweater.

by Icubeprime April 4, 2006

Brownie Button

Sarcastic term for giving someone unnecessary recognition. Similar to a pat on the head or back. From the younger Girl Scouts called Brownies that are given buttons or badges for good deeds or accomplishments.

Calm down John...I'll give you a Brownie Button for not punching that rude old lady in the face for giving you the finger!

by thedzone October 6, 2009

placebo button

Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.

"Ah! the lights are against me, but what's this? A control button! I'll press this & the little white man will flash & I'll be on my way. Isn't technology great!" Another cruel trick from our heartless government,a placebo button.

by Alex & Bonzo Dogg November 16, 2006

Button masher

Your little brother who doesn't know how to play so he mashes buttons.

My brother is such a button masher.

by Viruss_-_ January 22, 2015

'like' button

clits

she really enjoys when you touch her 'like' button

by thedollardrafts May 5, 2011