Sticky Buns

When you cum in a womans ass crack and smack both of her ass checks together

We were in doggie style and I came in her ass crack while smacking both cheeks together. Those sticky buns will be held together with my man glue.

by Arathion August 4, 2019

productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

Bun jumper

A homosexual male, male who engages in the having sex with another man.

Those dudes in brokeback mountain were some Bun jumpers

by Antonio Simmons February 4, 2006

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

Morning Buns

Sex first thing in the morning.

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

by Sausagerides May 5, 2021