beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

Honey Bunning

The act of performing a 69 whilst rubbing the girls clitorous and inserting 2 fingers into her ass simultaneously.

"Did you hear that John and Brittany were Honey Bunning last night? That sounds like a lot of work!"

by Demotivational Otter September 14, 2015

productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

bibble buns

A large set of buttocks, heavily laden with cellulite, with a tendency to jiggle when set into motion.

Check out Betty bibble buns over there - I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit if my ass looked like that.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

Morning Buns

Sex first thing in the morning.

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

by Sausagerides May 5, 2021

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012