flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

THAT'S THE BADGER

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006

booze budget

1. The amount of money one has to work with when buying alcohol.

2. A part of your paycheck always saved just for alcohol.

1. "My booze budget is only about six bucks so I'm drinking Faxe tonight."

2. "I'm getting an extra $50 in my next check so I'm putting it towards the monthly booze budget."

by Strappy November 18, 2006

badge

The visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart

Pass me a tissue chief, I've only gone and badged myself again!

by 2-toneStallone June 18, 2009

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005