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Bionic Seahorse

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.
Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar
by Thatoneguywhoeatskids August 7, 2011
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Bronie

Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.

These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.

They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!

Bronie: My Little Pony

Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?

Bronie: :( yes

Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011
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Bucking Bronco

Similar to other definitions, the bucking bronco is when you are fucking your girl doggy style, you then make a smart comment(ex. "I have AIDS" or "Your sister was better" and see how long you can stay on for.
You are banging a random chick you met that night, doggy style. While it's all goin on you whisper in her ear,"I have AIDS," then let the ride begin and see how long you can stay on that bucking bronco for.
by Erik June 19, 2006
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bronial

An individual's state of reluctance to accept the truth that they are a bro.
-"Why is Mike still hanging out with us? He just got his mom's Expedition lifted and drinks Monsters all the time."

-"I know, dude, he's in total bronial."
by CAR23 April 7, 2007
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Bromicidal

mocking one of your friends in public, usually around a girl that he likes.
Socially embarrassing your friend.

(bromicide)
A: Yeah, word on the street is he has herpes.
Girl: Ew. Yeah, never mind, he's not getting my number.
B: Nice job dude, thats just bromicidal.
by Mxpxahhh December 16, 2008
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Boronic

Moronic and Boring at the same time
"Blogtv is pretty Boronic."

"Yeah dude I know what you mean."
by blumehauser March 6, 2010
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Bionic Bunny

During sexual intercourse where a man assumes a bridge position whilst the woman mounts and bounces up and down (like a bunny)
the guy: hey wnna try out the new poistion, the bionic bunny?

the girl: sure! i heard its very calorie burning
by jungjeffery May 31, 2011
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