When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
by Luke Oats January 14, 2018
Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.
Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.
by kariya kikkushin January 09, 2011
Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)
by Jessyb93 March 18, 2009
A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.
Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.
by palmdoggy April 04, 2017
An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
by Kingo February 22, 2008
it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.
by wiley collins November 29, 2007
While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018