(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.
by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018
Get the Wad-In-A-Bowlmug. The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017
Get the Platform Bowlingmug. A company, originally from the Jersey Shore, that sells overly expensive, but delicious fruit bowls, and every white girl trying to be artsy has posted about this.
by belluhhprile February 23, 2018
Get the playa bowlmug. by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020
Get the Car Bowlingmug. 
Get the Brownie Bowlmug. The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.
Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
by I got you back September 22, 2011
Get the Clam Bowlmug. The ritualistic process of inhaling large amounts of cannabis with a group of people, then proceeding to play the nintendo wii hit, Super Smash Bro's Brawl. The order is a must, and there is an 8th of weed minimum.
Gaylord #1: "Hey dude, down for some bowls and brawls?
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
by pikachubrawler July 26, 2010
Get the bowls and brawlsmug.