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soft blocked

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft
example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
by nofriends420 January 4, 2010
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block-head

a bitch who gives the whole block 'head'
That bitch sucked the whole block(hood) up, even lil willy wit the gimp leg. That bitch is a block-head.
by Real Pimpin September 12, 2008
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blackheads

People who hate BLACKPINK unnecessarily and unprovoked are called blackheads. These people don't care about their faves and keep busy in BLINK's business to bash blackpink and throw vile shit on them.
Blackheads: BLACKPINK did not pave their own way.
Blackhead: BLACKPINK are untalented/ unpopular/ etc.
by popfandom June 27, 2021
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BLOCK HEAD

A type of circus performer who hammers nails, screws, etc into their heads. Holes are usually surgically drilled into the nasal cavity to allow them to do amazing stunts.
Jim Rose of his own self-named circus sideshow is an amazing BLOCK HEAD... I saw him hammer 2 nails into his face and then have his head stomped while his face was in a plate of broken glass beer-bottles.
by Teej12321 July 16, 2008
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Flockhead

A person who has a flock-mentality.
This person has no personality/individuality of their own. They will go around and do whatever is considered 'Cool'. Eg: Dressing like a particular celebrity just because their popular friend told them it was 'Cool' to do so.

Or, disregarding a set of ideologies because that's what the *insert popular individual/group* said.
Also, people who blindly believe anything that the media shows on the TV.
1) Arjun: Yo what up n*gga, taylor gang is where its at, taylor gang or DIE n*gga, yo my homie got me into the taylor gang.

Kyle: Dude you're such a flockhead.

2) Girl 1: OMG ONE DIRECTION!!<3 <3 THEY ARE SO COOL THEY HAVE SO MANY FANS LIKE OMG and the GUYS ARE SO HOT LIKE WOW

Girl 2: You mean you don't like them for their music? such a flockhead.
by compbug October 30, 2012
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Bottle Blocked

Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.
-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010
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Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!
by oldman99 July 26, 2011
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