Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Back Blast

The pool of jizz left on a girl's back after pull out and shoot. Can be wiped up with about anything

Man, That back blast on Teet's butt last night looked like an ice-skating rink.

by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008

horchata blast

the latino equivalent of a bukkake.

first coined by rudy on the radio show love line.

dude i gave your mom a horchata blast last night

by sack up or die July 29, 2010

Ghetto Blast

Driving with your windows at least cracked open and playing music entirely too loud for the purpose of sharing it with the world. Usually done late at night with a group of fun people that know how to dance.

Bob: Let's go ghetto blast down main street!
Rick: Great idea! Do you have some good music?
Bob: Of course!

by Machushkla February 15, 2009

Mega Blast

an enormous hit off the crack pipe.

A bolder on your pipe and you can have a mega blast.

by BIGG_ALEX November 23, 2007

blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.

Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)

by poonjammerslammer October 26, 2011