bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust

Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!

by sgh unknown February 14, 2022

Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.

Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.

by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022

Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.

Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor

by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021

Bible man

Bible man is so epic it’s the coolest show you should watch it

“Bro I just binged all three seasons of Bible man”

by Lana234121 March 2, 2022