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bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.
Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021
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bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT
by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017
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Bible slayer

A person who slays at reading the bible, Just absolutely on fire for God’s word. Reads for hours at a time, memorizing scripture in their heart like the back of their hand. Total boss at bible scripture.
Man that guy Marco from the bible study today, is a legitimate bible slayer.
by Hopeleona7 September 8, 2021
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Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.
Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor
by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021
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Bible man

Bible man is so epic it’s the coolest show you should watch it
“Bro I just binged all three seasons of Bible man”
by Lana234121 March 2, 2022
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like
You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!
by Centennial August 15, 2015
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