Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét April 20, 2018

bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.

Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor

by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021

Bible slayer

A person who slays at reading the bible, Just absolutely on fire for God’s word. Reads for hours at a time, memorizing scripture in their heart like the back of their hand. Total boss at bible scripture.

Man that guy Marco from the bible study today, is a legitimate bible slayer.

by Hopeleona7 September 8, 2021

bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

Bible man

Bible man is so epic it’s the coolest show you should watch it

“Bro I just binged all three seasons of Bible man”

by Lana234121 March 2, 2022