Ben

A very bloody ass whole with three cocks inside of it at the same time.

I heard Jessie had a Ben last night at that party, shit that must of hurt.

by Sex Eating Machine January 2, 2009

Ben

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.

Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!

by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 17, 2010

Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

by Kl_21 April 14, 2016

Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

by Bobby Vilken January 12, 2009

Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

by Guess who ! May 21, 2009

Ben

Someone dead boring.
With a dead boring girlfriend.
Talks like a twat.

Ben: 'That was so amazing.'
Everyone else: 'Shut up Ben. You are so fucking boring. And fat.'

by big gregg October 28, 2010

Ben

Kind of a jackass, likes to do hick shit with his friends in the woods. Goes hiking and takes shirtless pictures with captions like “hardbodies only”. Kind of an idiot. Likes to post pictures of guns. Has a made up degree from an expensive university just because his parents forced him to. He’s kind of an idiot and likes to play video games with his friends instead of doing literally anything else. He’s a solid 7 but likes to rock an ugly mullet.

“You remember Ben? He’s 38 and living with his old high school friend in his mom’s basement, and still has that ugly ass mullet.”
“What a hick.”

by Mr. Steal Yo Heart December 16, 2017