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The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
mugGet the eat watermelon behind the stairwellmug.
It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
mugGet the Behind the factory of chairsmug.

mama a girl behind you

a phrase derived from floptok. a young girl is recording a video of her mom with a snapchat filter on. her bitmoji appears behind her in frame, to which the girl, surprised, says “mommy… mama a girl behind you”

the phrase has been turned into something used to convey surprise jokingly, where “girl” can be replaced with basically anything
when you’re spilling tea but the tea walks into the room:
“mama a girl behind you
by infinnite28 November 26, 2024
mugGet the mama a girl behind youmug.

behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
mugGet the behind the bike shedmug.
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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024
mugGet the No Child Left Behindmug.

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.
They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.
by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009
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