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Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.
Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.
by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008
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Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)
by HaNnAh May 13, 2005
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Once upon a time Beemer was someone who worked for IBM, and Bimmer was a reference to a BMW vehicle. People got confused.
The Beemer drove a Bimmer.
by mdtallon October 31, 2015
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beemeister

A fluffy little puppy who goes peepee all over the place!
Poor little beebo bopping beemeister!
by Drewford August 27, 2003
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Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.
Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.
by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007
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beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand
The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.
by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006
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Beenie

Group of friends based out of Nottingham High School. The word is used to end conversations so it doesn't awkwardly end.
by BambaMo February 6, 2019
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