Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

Gay bean

Usually used by straight girls to describe a gay man, it screams fetishization of male homosexuals. Not necessarily inappropriate to use, but can be taken in a way that implies you are also the type of person that wants a gay best friend yet would never talk to a lesbian.

Alternatively used to describe a cute or pure individual that happens to be gay.

"UwU he's such a smol gay bean! A little sinnamon roll!"
"Please stay away from me."

by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020

Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

by Cuksocker November 05, 2010

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.

i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah

by Scarfie C September 02, 2010

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 27, 2021

Buzzing the bean

Female masturbation by using a vibrator

I was buzzing the bean last night in the bathtub

by (*#*) May 09, 2022

smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020