by Dillon Labrek August 16, 2006
by Lucky Larry May 13, 2004
"Dude, I got to 43rd base last night."
"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."
"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."
by FSMASTER January 17, 2009
When you penetrate a lemon with your dick and your fingers at the same time while singing sex bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.
OR
When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton
OR
When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton
Man 1: Yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well...
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool
by MarkNortherns March 18, 2009
nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"
by -GunnerX December 10, 2008
To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.
by fizzpuss May 18, 2010
Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it
Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base
by mysterious S May 24, 2009