dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008

college baseball

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

by heyitsgel69 January 7, 2017

baseball

A sport for guys that can't play a contact sport like football cause their pussy's.

I can run around a field yeah!! Watch me hit a ball!! I suck at baseball!!

by Boutin May 22, 2007

Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

by Kyle Sherwood June 10, 2005

older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008

baseball

The act of smoking the street drug, crack, usually out of a glass pipe shaped like a bat.

He gave into the pressure and played baseball at the party.

by Andrew123 June 13, 2005

Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.

Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t

by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 18, 2019