Bark or Barking is the act of getting high with your dawgs. Typically, this is used to discretely ask your friends if they would like to get high in a shared space.
Friend 1: "I have the open tonight, want to come over and bark?"
Friend 2: "I'll have to go home and grab my bag if we're barking."
Friend 2: "I'll have to go home and grab my bag if we're barking."
by Friendly Hisoka September 12, 2019

by e742df March 21, 2021

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
by McDiamond August 23, 2017

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
