Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 18, 2009

Blue bagging

Blue bagging is the act of going to the off-licence and getting drunk at home or the park (dependent on age) instead of going to a bar. Often done near the end of the month just before payday when most people have no money. Named blue bagging as the majority of plastic bags from local off-licences are indeed blue.

Steve: hey pete you gonna come out with us tonight.
Pete: no sorry dude im blue bagging with alex tonight.

by Matt Barr December 26, 2007

Backdoor fun-baggin

The act of one or more nude men bending over while straight-legged, while another man kneals behind the man (or men) previously mentioned, and furiously fondles the first mans scrodum and penis while singing the blues.

Hey Uncle Randy!! Get your white ass over here were backdoor fun-baggin it!!

by the tip tickler November 12, 2012

brown bagging

Bringing a Kick ass bagged lunch to school

Person 1: Dude what are you buying for lunch today?
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!

by gusto October 1, 2005

Baggin

(Bag, Bagged) Getting the number of an individual through attraction. Taking the contact with intentions of a relationship.

You stay baggin girls.

Yo! I Just bagged hat girl right there.

by sfyjntf December 22, 2008

tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

biggity bitch

Someone who is such an annoying bitch ass faggot motherfucking shiteater that to save time, it's easier to just call him a biggity bitch.

Bill O'Reilly is a biggity bitch

by bigbizzle June 22, 2006