Skank bun

A type of style for their hair that usually 'skanks' and 'sluts' wear.

It's a very loose bun, usually messy they hangs above or slightly behind their head.

"Oh, look. She is wearing the skank bun!" How fugly.

by KittehSpiceh December 27, 2011

productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.

Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."

by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014

gay bun

A man who thinks a man bun looks good on them. He is gay though.

Hey look at that pillowbiters gay bun.

by JAZZYJJR August 18, 2018

bibble buns

A large set of buttocks, heavily laden with cellulite, with a tendency to jiggle when set into motion.

Check out Betty bibble buns over there - I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit if my ass looked like that.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

Morning Buns

Sex first thing in the morning.

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

by Sausagerides May 5, 2021