It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003
by basbleu April 12, 2010
The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 14, 2021
A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.
by larryjonesthelbm June 23, 2009
"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017
Kim Kardashian is so bucket rich
by sharonneedlesfan28 June 15, 2020
by kishka October 14, 2009