Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

melon boat

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013

little man in his pink boat

Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.

I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.

by Grouch April 19, 2004

ski the boat

The phrase used to describe one's intention to ski or snowboard at the Steamboat Ski Resort located on Mt. Werner Cr in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

Ya wanna go ski the Boat next weekend and then go cougar hunting at The Tugboat Saloon afterwards?

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

Tug Boat

An extremely fat blunt created by combining 4 Swisher Giant Blunts into one, which requires combining all of the wraps together. It is re-rolled with marijuana and it is usually done so with high grade marijuana.

It can only be smoked and bragged about with 4 people or less. Any more than that and you lose all bragging privileges for your friends.

Terminology is especially common in Southeast, Wi

Yo man, when we finish this Tug Boat I'm going to be high for the next week.

Hell yeah, we'll be in outer space.

by Steve Vandernagger March 14, 2010

bloater

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

by mrsharp July 20, 2003

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y, December 10, 2008