bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

bollocknaise

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen

"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"

by CATCHAG May 18, 2006

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

Bollockshit

1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

dog's bullocks

IS NOT BRITISH SLANG you morons. It's Dog's Bollocks, with an 'o', not a 'u'.

Right:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."

Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."

by AgentZaarin December 9, 2007

bollock

Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off

'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.

by .mini.moke August 28, 2008

Bollucks

(n) A profound exclamation, as if to express dumbfoundness at a specific situaton, whether negative, positive, or for the hell of it.

Ex.1
Male 1: "Dude, look at this toad.....it's like, 500 FEET LONG!"

Male 2: "Bollucks!"

Ex.2
Male 1:(Knees male 2 in the testicles)

Male 2: "Bollucks!"

Ex.3
Male 1:(shoots self in the foot, but surprisingly feels no pain) "Bollucks!"

by Squantomahafolohanapafalooloo September 4, 2006