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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
mugGet the blind donkeymug.

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
mugGet the beard blindmug.

Phoenician Blind

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!
by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014
mugGet the Phoenician Blindmug.

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.
by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016
mugGet the Blinded by the Heteromug.

vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016
mugGet the vag blindnessmug.

blind romance

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind
by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
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Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 4, 2018
mugGet the Blind frostymug.

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