Bible

A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.

“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”

by citizens2502 December 25, 2020

Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008

The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

bilesh

Gay or acting gay

Mohammed you are so bilesh.

by BRedLal May 29, 2009

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013

bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

perris biles

the best lover andy bestfriend.Usually named after guys who are very truthful and knows there way around females. always takes care of his friends. great outstanding guy overall perfect boyfriend type. If you find yourself a perris biles keep him around.

sara-hey, whos that that?

diana-thats perris biles, he is the greatest guy i know. and he knows how to eat tacos and wrestle if you know what i mean.

sara-hahaha girl you nasty :)

diana-hey dont judge till you try it

by salome high school November 25, 2010