Bear Jew

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.

1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!

by PersonalDedicationtoHer April 7, 2010

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

bear bait

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner

The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.

by fizzle October 10, 2005

bear trap

A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.

In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

bear ass

an extremely hairy butt

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.

by BarnManagement April 19, 2005

Bear Trap

Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"

tittie twister

Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?

Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom

Sam: Looks crutial !

Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...

by Jerm2 November 21, 2010

bear kids

-The new "scene".

Bear kids are usually very calm and relaxed.
THEY NEVER SPEAK OF THE WORD "SCENE".
They derive from a small town in Morris County, New Jersey and love to eat. They're very beautiful, genuine people and they're almost ALWAYS having the best time.

Bear kids can be spotted all over-you just have to have the right eye for them.

Bear kids:
have natural beauty
are always with friends
love to laugh
love life
always do "the pose"
refer to themselves as bear... a lot
have a unique/different style
don't put out
are camera whores
can be spiritual and mystical-but not in a weird way

Lets not leave out the bear poses:

One way to tell a bear kid from any other are thier very distinct poses. Sometimes you will see a bear kid walking around doing the "dinosaur arm". The dinosaur arm only requires one arm and is very simple to do.

The elbow should be pointing downward and the rest of the arm facing up-so its like a "V" an the hand should just be resting.

They do the dinosaur arm because if a camera comes flying by and takes a picture of them, they want to be ready to do thier pose.

Thier camera pose:
Very easy.

The rested hand goes straight up-palms facing forward right next to thier face with thier fingers extended.
-Most of the time they look at thier hand too.

1. "OH EM GE! did you see those bear kids?"

2. "*GASP*!!! holy crap a whole flock of bear kids just walked by!!!"

by Just Nicole August 19, 2006