Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009

Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009

bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child

umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.

by Tabzie July 18, 2005

Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

Bastard

A Child Grown up With Out a Father.

"What about his dad?"
"He isnt around."
"Oh so he's a bastard?"

by MisukiAmiko February 26, 2018

Bickle-basher

Somebody who frags a player wielding a revolver, typically in an FPS. Derived from the main character from the film Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle- who has a penchant for revolvers.

'Man, that ass just sniped me while I was trying to cap him with the .38, what a bickle-basher!'

by HenryKrinkle December 31, 2009

rich bastard

Another word for The College Board

Those rich bastards running The College Board make me pay to take a test that I'm going to fail anyways.

by Gape Newell November 24, 2015