He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.
Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.
by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016
Get the Austinmug. Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years
by fat Austin November 27, 2014
Get the Austinmug. often associated with the LGBTQ+ community; likes to play hide and seek; small penis, covers it with a big truck and extravagant items
by coochycruncher69 January 5, 2017
Get the austinmug. An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.
by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013
Get the Austinmug. Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.
Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.
Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."
Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."
by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009
Get the Austinedmug. Get the Austinmug. He's such an Austin!
by HairyParmesan March 27, 2015
Get the Austinmug.