Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.

After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.

by MrVulgarity November 26, 2022

anus sonar

When it feels like you gotta Shit and you go to the Toilet and you try to let the poop out of your ass but it won’t come out because the food is still getting digested

I’ve got an anus sonar once. it felt wierd.

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him

If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018

Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian November 10, 2007

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat October 09, 2008