One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.

I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.

by Tilt22 December 21, 2012

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019

2 inch gang

a community of men with two inch penises

Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.

by mike the mule March 6, 2017

8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.

"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012