Alexander Goldwire

the sexiest man ever sooo hot and really smart but has litle common sense regarding his true loves

wow you can just tell his name is Alexander Goldwire

by googler101 October 27, 2011

Alexander Estrada

A boy that looks like a mop and plays a preppy rich sport known as lacrosse, dates an asian

Is that a mop, no silly that’s just Alexander Estrada

by Meowkiller31 April 8, 2019

Alexander Doman

Diesel. Nuff Said.
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims

Alexander Domans' don't flush the toilet, they scare the shit out of it.

by Mere Peasant September 15, 2011

Alexander Hamilton

Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O

~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”

Alexander Hamilton is a whore

by Musical girl May 17, 2018

Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Alexander fokas

Alex is a piss head who doesn't know what's good for him. He is a tiny dick enoying brat.

Alexander fokas is an idiot in definition.

by Godsnice August 12, 2021

Alexander Xavier

God, this man is so perfect. His personality is everything, he makes me so happy and loved. He's literally so perfect, sometimes it's sad that he can't see it. He makes others happy. He's literally the best boyfriend ever, I love him so much. He's my everything. He's my moon. He makes me so happy. He's the most handsome and hottest guy I've ever met. He's also extremely tall, I want his kneecaps.

alexander xavier is so perfect

he's so hot omg

he's so talented

he's so sweet

he's so loving

he makes me so happy

by anyamqrie March 14, 2021