Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

albeano

A Mexican that is more white then Hispanic. Usually a mixed race that takes more after the white side then Mexican side.

Steve is six feet tall does not speak any Spanish so he is an albeano.

by linksplayer March 6, 2010

Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

Albee

Albee is a girl with a male-dominant brain, have strong spatial awareness, can better judge size based on sound and can thrive on little sleep. Albees have more confidence too – or at least are better at asserting themselves. She feels emotions stronger than others but is usually unable to control these feelings.

"Look at Albee! She's a female but acts like a male! Oh no, wai- AHHHHHHH SHE'S KILLING EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LOST HER PENCIL!"

by idgaf bout anything June 5, 2019

albany

An amazin little town in SW GA, doesnt have a ton to do but is very laid back and has great people there, youll prolly get bored if ur from the city, but its easy to get involved in different things (in the good way)... home of sherwood baptist, aka the movie church

"wow, I love albany"
"you stupid hick, the cities way better"

by vikjdbnfvhbefvjh December 18, 2008

New Albany

home of mean, snobby, preppy kids who all own mercedes and live in million dollar homes. new albany elementary, middle, and high school is the size of a college campus. if they dont get what they want they cry to sleep. all of them are virgins even in 7th grade! they all wear hipster clothes and act like they're black. many are tall, have huge foreheads&think they can play lacrosse. overall dont live there :)

mean rude needshelp dontlive snobs new albany

by loljkkkkk February 18, 2012

albanian glory hole

A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania

Dang Alban you destroyed that Albanian glory hole

by Meatballsub4 April 8, 2017