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Acorn T9

The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.
Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"
by seXXXyManBeast09 October 26, 2009
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Aaron Rodgers

A lie or unforced error that destroys one's reputation
He had everything going for him and then he pulled an Aaron Rodgers.
by Actlikeaman November 9, 2021
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Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.
Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!
by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010
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U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
by rc55 April 16, 2006
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Aaron

Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awsome in everything
Aaron is so smart always cool.
by Mattew Smith January 17, 2008
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acronymophobia

John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What the hell was that about?
Emily: She suffers from acronymophobia.
by bairdw March 14, 2008
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Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
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