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Anti-pet romantic preference 

Aka. A.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who does not want and or have pets
Darren will only date someone who does not own any pets, because they have intense allergies to a large number of different things found outdoors, including the fur of dogs, cats, minks, and rabbits, which makes Darren extremely uncomfortable for long periods of time. They have a anti-pet romantic preference.
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hopeless romantic

hopeless romantics AKA guys who have no chance with girls so they watch anime.
half of my school, obviously, are hopeless romantic
hopeless romantic by Scotty Kunz November 8, 2006

Romanticized Ideation 

Is what woman project on to men with big dicks to detract from the fact that they just hopped on the fastest cock they could find. This happens between "Initial Attraction" and continues until the "Label Phase" begins (Where you call yourself a couple, or fuck buddies, or whatever imaginary word or term you come up with for "Doubling down on the fat cock". After the "Label Phase", the "Rose colored shades" slowly fade and you are brought down to "Reality" and the "Novelty" of the first two phases is either replaced with "Nostalgia" or the relationship continues to deteriorate or end.
It looks something like this:

"Label Phase"

/ \ /

"RIP" / \ "RCGF" "Nostalgia" /

/ \ "Reality" /
"IA"/ \_______________/

/ \

\ "Deterioration"

\

So no. The piece of shit floppy cock you're fucking is not nor has he ever been great or good. Rather, you are either in the "RCGF" portion or the "Nostalgia" portion. Either way you're full of shit. Romanticized Ideation.
Romanticized Ideation by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

Bi-Romantic 

Being bi-romantic means that if you’re a girl you like both guys and girls but only prefer to date guys. For a guy it’s the same but you only date girls. It’s confusing at first but you will get it eventually
Me: I am bi-romantic
Person: what does that mean
Me: you like both genders but only date the opposite gender
Bi-Romantic by Spongey boi November 9, 2019

hapless romantic 

A man that overthinks relationships to over exaggerated proportions and doesn't realize the relationship is over.
Did you what Sean did?

Nah man, what did he do this time?

He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!

Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.

I know, he's such a hapless romantic.

romantical 

ro-man-tic-al (n) kisses from james wilkie to jayden james.
it's romantical the way you feel when he cups your face and kisses your lips, giving you all of his soul in that moment. then he pulls back and looks deep into your eyes, willing to take anything you give.

romanticifuckation 

The process of romanticizing until the dick is embedded inside the closest vagina.
"yeah, and if liquor doesn't work, just try romanticifuckation"
romanticifuckation by fantum13 June 10, 2009