a derogatory term for a white person from northern europe or scandinavia in reference to the tribal nature of ancient northern european cultures
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The Skunk Ape is one of the most dangerous creatures known to man. The Skunk Ape got its name from its huge body and its awful odor. It lives in the state of Florida, where it has been sighted many times.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
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Get the Trained Ape mug.A black man that has the body of a savage black jungle ape - strong and muscular head to toe, large black nipples, wide nose, dark black eyes with giant black gorilla feet and long, thick, black toes that he uses as fingers to control his prey. He is typically seen completely naked, fully aroused sexually, and with an angry look on his face.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
Keith was concerned when his wife did not return home that evening. He prayed that she had not been captured by a Black Ape. Sadly, he found out 9 months later that his prayers were unanswered.
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