Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.

Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 18, 2025

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Kuku and Yaya Shitpost

Kuku and Yaya Shitposts is a American iOS / Android animated series produced to YouTube by Josenna and Mary. The series came upon YouTube shortly after the termination of their Yaya's World YouTube Account in August of 2020. Kuku and Yaya Shitposts revolves two young aging kids named, "Kuku" and "Yaya" who shows off their comedy purposes on each episode of the series. The Shitpost Series may be an animated reality show that portrays how Kuku and Yaya acts when cameras aren't shining. The series are meant for teenagers (above 13) and adults (over 18) entertainment as the episodes are not as child friendly as it seems.

Abby: hey the Kuku and Yaya Shitpost series is out!

Hailey: yeah I know. The series is fucking awesome

by Mary X Josénna August 15, 2021

go and throw shite at the moon

this phrase simply put means that the object of the abuse is quite mad in the head. therefor should instead of fucking off "GO AND THROW SHITE AT THE MOON"

insane man - moo boo hoo too coo
sane man - christ on a bike that mad in the head person is dribbling shit again i so wish he would fuck off and go and throw shite at the moon

by mattgc November 21, 2006

Whippet and a shitty

When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.

Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.

by Drug Charmander August 13, 2022

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019