accidental tourist

When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.

Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"

Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."

by Worthless pledge October 13, 2010

accidental tourist

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.

by Chicanery June 18, 2005

Accidental dick

When a male Unintentionally shows penis head or, Penis accidentally enters an anal cavity.

She screamed #Accidental Dick

by elliebelli August 29, 2019

accidental enucleation

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.

Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Accidental hero

Someone who does a great act of rescue seeking the act of bravery out.

Dan was an accidental hero when he encouraged me to pursue my dream.

Brian was an accidental hero when he unexpectedly acquired the job as firefighter.

Thank the great almighty for all the accidental heroes whose fruitful labors better society.

by Lisaishyp August 29, 2014

accidentalism

Belief that whatever one does wrong is always an accident.

"I swear that I accidentally raped that girl. It was SO an accident!

by bojizzle May 21, 2004

Accidentorexia

The act of being so goddamn busy you can't consume the necessary nutrients required to sustain life.

"Wow, Sally's ribcage is protruding, what happened to her?"
"Accidentorexia"

by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007