the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021

Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

by JUNGKOOKSEXY January 13, 2021

Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

by Gbungper October 1, 2023

absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming

you're absolute dogwater bro

by Skoonify October 1, 2023

Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again

Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry

by Everduse July 18, 2025