Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas

That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey

by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016

Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.

Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.

by lulahula9 October 11, 2013

Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012