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Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."
by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022
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To get skirted

At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.
Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)
by Merpa November 27, 2022
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skirt pudding

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.
by 24mill December 25, 2014
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Skirt burger

Last night I had some delicious skirt burger boyz!
by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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“You’re lifting up the skirt bro”

A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
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