Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...

by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University

Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*

by KaylaWayla April 11, 2012

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009