Up the flats

A Dublin term, links the architecture of Ballymun to the presence of being a Dub.

Often used as a chant to signify there's a Dublin presence.
A few rules pertain to its use.
1: You must be obnoxious, intoxicated or off your face.
2: You must scream like a baboon being raped.
3: You must be willing to use at any time in any location.
HUP THE FLATS...
Up da flats..
by Pointofcontact September 19, 2016
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flat earth

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
by potato_in_my_anus November 23, 2015
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flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect
She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!
by $heepstain November 07, 2012
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flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.
I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
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Flat earth

If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies
Flat earth isn't real ;-;
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Flat Out

A young man or woman who is dressed nicely and expensively.
I saw Big Flock today and he was flat out with his denim killers and gucci shirt.
by call me ave December 28, 2015
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