Dingle berries

Rare berries that taste juicy and thick, typically found Nearby old men.

Kid:”Grandpa’s dingle berries taste sour!”

by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020

dingle pineapple

Similar to a dingle berry but considerably more fecal material matted to the anal hairs.

My dog was terribly embarrased by the dingle pineapple stuck to her arse that she refused to get out of her bed.

by Flatus in BA April 19, 2009

quandale dingle

a person who gets friends good grades and tons of bitches because they are just perfectly funny.

Chad is such like a quandale dingle.

by Mr feast April 18, 2022

dingle sneeze

when you fart and a dingle berry come flying off and hits your lover in the face and creates a fake mole

Girl I just dingle sneezed on you.

by boomdelacow April 05, 2010

mandy dingle

golfing slang - a shot where you hit the ground before the ball so the ball doesnt go very far and ends up in a spot that will not be good for your next shot

mandy dingle - fat and ugly

"what a crap shot mate, that was a real mandy dingle"

by molby August 13, 2006

Dingle Hopper

Someone moronic. A person who is annoying and just stupid overall... Pretty much sums it up.

Wow, she is a complete Dingle Hopper! We should probably ignore her...She might go away

by Black n Red March 28, 2010

dingle berry

Actually the oldest known definition of a Dingle Berry is this: "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair off of a "Goats" ass.

Hey Cooter! Looky at that there! Whut? It's "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair on that there "goats" ass! Why it's a "Dingle Berry"!
Indeed!...ehem. I mean, yup.

by Oddmoore October 08, 2003