cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017

just a bunch of cells

We’re basically just a bunch of cells

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by Reid spenc August 8, 2019

Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013

Sceeb Cell Disorder

Often fatal disease, when the heart pumps nicotine and it’s transported to the brain

The sceeb cell disorder has killed millions of niglets

by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018

cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010

cell phone nazi

A teacher at school who is always telling you to put away your cell phone.

me "Im going to text message my sister"
friend "oh you best put that away, the cell phone nazi is comming"
me "thanks so much friend!! cell phone nazi sucks!"

by Courtney Porter December 9, 2008