Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music

Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Mariah

Mariah is a thick ass bitch who was addicted too lots of drugs but then turned her life around. She gets all the guys but does not admit it and she will always make you laugh. If you ever meet a Mariah DO NOT bring up her mom because she has lots of issues with her mother. She is also a huge freak and will try too fuck drug dealers even though she is sober.

Damn Mariah is bhadd

by Izzy Rodriguez November 12, 2020

Mariah

A hoe who likes to lie and gets a lot of guys, but can’t keep them for more than a week.

“Mariah cheated on me again”

Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-

by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021

Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

Mariah

Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.

Mariah is the best gf ever

by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021

Mariah

Mariah is a funny, kind, cute , and the most awesome person I ever met. She has brown hair and brown eyes wants to try everything but gets scared. Is a badass never just gives up. If you ever meet a Mariah never loose her. Don’t piss her off because she will fight back. Usually favorite color is lilac and a Sagittarius. Love her till no end.

Mariah just wanted to remind you you are a bad bitch. <3

by Mtb11232008 October 27, 2021