A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.
by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018
Get the Loganmug. 
A great guy who is very handsome and smart. He has lots of friends and can make them all laugh. He's a guy who always likes a girl, but he never tells her because he hasn't got the guts. He acts super carefully around her because he doesn't want to mess up, but he's not a tryhard. He doesn't try to act cool, he just waits for her to come to him.
A great guy to have sex with, probably the guy who feels the best. His penis just happens to fit with any vagina he wants it to. He can make you shake so hard with an orgasm after he's done. But he'll stay true to you and never leave you or cheat on you, no matter how tempted he is to do so.
A great guy to have sex with, a great friend, and a great partner. The three in one!
A great guy to have sex with, probably the guy who feels the best. His penis just happens to fit with any vagina he wants it to. He can make you shake so hard with an orgasm after he's done. But he'll stay true to you and never leave you or cheat on you, no matter how tempted he is to do so.
A great guy to have sex with, a great friend, and a great partner. The three in one!
'Hey, Logan, can you help me with my work?'
'Yeah, sure!'
'Oh, Logan, your penis feels so good, but can you rub my breasts...'
'Of course, I can honey...'
'Yeah, sure!'
'Oh, Logan, your penis feels so good, but can you rub my breasts...'
'Of course, I can honey...'
by _Sub2Pew_ April 1, 2019
Get the Loganmug. Logan is only to be loved by boys with massive shlongs, usually a term associated with proper fit girls.She loves it raw and gets turned on by feet touching.
by PhatWagwanGrink November 5, 2019
Get the Loganmug. An inconsiderate hoe who will take your boyfriend in seconds. She doesn't care about your feelings and says she's poor and asks you for money, but spends $500 when you go shopping with her.
by sourpatchkidzzz August 24, 2016
Get the Loganmug. by Bigdickbraylon November 4, 2018
Get the Loganmug. your such a logan
by jizmyn November 28, 2017
Get the loganmug.